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TOMB RAIDER LEGEND: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?

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AMANDA: YOU IDIOT, YOUVE RUINED EVERYTHING!

LARA: ALL THESE YEARS I BLAMED MYSELF AND IT WAS YOU, YOU ATE IT!

AMANDA: ATE IT!?! I DID NOT! IT WENT SOMEWHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT.....IN YOUR STOMACH!

LARA: MAKE SENSE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I SWEAR I WILL TOAST YOU WHERE YOU STAND.

AMANDA: I TOLD YOU TO EAT IT, I TOLD YOU......

(LARA SHOOTS NEAR AMANDA'S HEAD, THREATENING HER)

LARA: WHERE.......IS......MY........SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

AMANDA: IN THE BIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS MOULDY! DONT YOU GET IT? YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.......IM WASTING MY BREAD!

(LARA GOES TO KILL AMANDA BUT KNOCKS HER UNCONSCIOUS WITH HER GUN)

LARA: FROM THIS MOMENT...YOUR EVERY FILLING IS A GIFT FROM ME!

ALLISTER: LARA?

LARA: FOR YEARS MY FATHER BELIEVED THAT BROWN BREAD WAS BETTER FOR HIM. IT WAS WHAT KEPT HIM GOING! I PITIED HIM FOR THINKING THAT WAY!

(LARA PICKS UP THR BREAD KNIFE)

LARA: ALLISTER, GO TO SUBWAY IMMEDIATELY! RING ME WHEN YOU GET THERE. BRING EXTRA MAYONNAISE, WE'LL BE THERE A WHILE!

ALLISTER: RIGHT. IM OFF.

LARA: ZIP. CALL PROFESSOR STEAKNCHEESE AT THE SANDWICH LABORATORY. PLACE AN ORDER.

ZIP: WILL DO! WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM?

LARA: TELL HIM. TELL HIM MY FATHER WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND THERE MAYBE STILL TIME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!    
FOR ALL OF YOU HARDCORE TOMB RAIDER FANS OUT THERE. ME AND MY SIS HAVE REWRITTEN THE DIALOGUE AT THE END OF THE GAME TOMB RAIDER LEGEND(LARA AND AMANDA)
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borntodogood's avatar
lol just watched the real trailer.. this is so much better! ;D